me: time for bed
stomach: LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE
brain: HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO
muscles: I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP
skin: LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU
ears: THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING
eyes: WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
mouth: IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE
body: HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS
jarjarbinkzz: It’s all fun and games until you remember the person you were from 2007-2010.
Always take the stage like it’s the last night of your life– Frank Turner
No one gets remembered for the things they didn’t do– Frank Turner (Peggy sang the blues)
Not everyone grows up to be an astronaut, Not everyone was born to be a King,...– Frank Turner (Eulogy)
Why Do Men Keep Putting Me in the Girlfriend-Zone? →
the-sassysquatch: You know how it is, right, ladies? You know a guy for a while. You hang out with him. You do fun things with himplay video games, watch movies, go hiking, go to concerts. You invite him to your… I found it. The proper reaction.
slothtier: I JUST FOUND THIS BLOG AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY LIFE ANYMORE
Try to learn to breathe deeply, really to taste food when you eat, and when you...– Ernest Hemingway (via feelgood-andhealthy) This is actually my new philosophy for life. I feel like sharing this with everyone I know.
MISTY COPELAND RETWEETED ME
thisgingerisback: Angelina Jolie announces a double mastectomy to save her life, people get fucking pissed and act like she’s lost everything that’s made her worthwhile in the first place, AND YOU WONDER WHY I FUCKING HATE THE “SAVE THE BOOBIES” TROPE. BECAUSE NO ONE ACTUALLY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE WOMAN’S LIFE. WOMEN JUST HAPPEN TO BE ATTACHED TO A PAIR OF BREASTS. WOMEN AREN’T WORTH...
You know what. You know fucking what. I don’t hate men. I don’t dislike men. I think that men are just as good as women, and visa versa. However, I hate everyone who has ever put a man before a woman for no reason other than gender. I hate it that men can do whatever the fuck they want and women can’t say shit about it. I hate everyone who has ever let a boy or a man get away...
The wounded child inside many females is a girl who was taught from early...– bell hooks, all about love: new visions (via ellesugars)(via roropcoldchain)
Rant Video |girls| →
i expect hate from this off girls but there gonna get told to get back in the kitchen. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN BEHOLD MY COUSIN. THE BIGGEST CUNT ALIVE. I don’t even care if this causes a family fall out because I’m not willing to keep quiet while he’s saying this shit and I’m going to show it to his mum.
nutbustin: I just want to get a cute apartment with a cute person and wear nothing but underwear and a big t-shirt or sweater and dance around, cook for each other, make our own movies and record each other while we’re playing, smiling, and laughing, and lay in bed together at night snuggled up warm together so close that we can hear each others pulse. This is the fucking stupidest thing...
I'm so angry
I’m shaking My boyfriend told me he was at his nan’s then his idiotic friend tagged him at a motorbike meeting. vn dovdsnipovs And now he’s not answering his phone so I’m equally angry and worried WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MEN AND HE HAD A GO AT ME FOR DYING MY HAIR WTF DNIDEBNBWIOUGVWBOViwvbrouwrdbvubfuobvrwoFVNEOIWNVIOWBVOWDBVBUVUBVDDBUORWVBGWO
floozys: “boys will be bo-“ *flies in* *punches you in the face* BOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE